1) Those aren't my nails.
2) Carly specifically asked for "some more of that dead pig" when asking for leftover barbecue ribs for dinner. It made me laugh and made me a little sick. I had to avert my eyes when I put it on her plate.
3) I made bread today. REAL bread, with yeast and kneading and everything. It's pretty good.
4) Carly has been asking when she can go back to school since the day we got home. We are both thrilled that tomorrow is the day she gets to go back.